Why is it so hard to find a clean, unused beach towel in my place?
Why do the males in my household use all the beach towels so I can’t find a decent one to take to the beach?
I thought I had hidden some nice ones in the laundry but when I went looking for them, I fell over.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Bruised knee and wrist and still no towel.
Mr S, wit that he is, said I was suffering Irritable Towel Syndrome.