I don’t get how people don’t get apostrophes.
It’s really quite simple.
Just because a word ends in an s doesn’t mean you put an apostrophe in front of the s.
An electronic sign on a local church made me want to phone and say, “It’s not how the church can help me but how I can help the church.” Apostrophes, people!
There’s only two rules:
- To show ownership.
- Lucinda has a blog. = Lucinda’s blog
- Jennifer has a book = Jennifer’s books
- Mummy has a little helper = Mummy’s little helper
- To show a letter has, or letters have, been dropped.
- I have had enough = I’ve had enough.
- We will persevere = We’ll persevere.
But I just don’t get the mental block that some people have with apostrophes. It’s like they are trying to remember how to add or multiply fractions or do simultaneous equations. Apostrophes are not that hard. There’s only two rules. Learn them people!
There are many times I don’t care if people make mistakes. In texting. In writing me a missive (I am not one who corrects letters, no one likes that. I am thankful for a card or letter or email. And I know when typing quickly, we can all make mistakes.) When used by people who have learnt English as a second language relatively recently or without any classes.
But for a church sign on a busy road! If you can’t learn the two rules, how can I trust you to save my soul?